News & Reports
The gossip, the chit chat, all the salacious chin wagging that goes on in Manchester - it's no surprise that The Manchester Sisters hear all about it.
Hell hath no fury like a spurned lover or a painted whore, but we live on the edge and watch the Cease and Desist letters pile up in the convent.
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Sister BangBang to become the new face of Dulux
The shocking paint mixer incident of 2015 has borne fruit for Sister BangBang after she was approached to become the new face of Dulux paints. BangBang had embraced her new look as a colour chart and has been photographed thousands of times next to peoples’ furniture over the past 18 months. Dulux CEO Max the dog stated “Well, we thought we would turn a negative into a positive by bringing BangBang formally into the ICI family, she’s used so many of our products already and its really just swapping from one old dog to another”
The make up went all wrong
Sadly, we have to announce that Novice Sr. Judy got it all wrong the other day, when applying her white face. Instead of a nicely sharpened eye liner pencil, she picked up a scapel blade and proceeded to hack wildly until Sr BangBang wrenched it from her sweaty hands. Things have healed, but left a slightly rearranged face on our Judy. Let this be a lesson, lady.
From the far flung corners of the globe . . . or, at least, the end of Florizel Street and associated environs . . . we have our abled bodied Sisters filing their exciting and eye-popping match reports of events we’ve attended. Or – and this is more likely – we have our drunken old painted whores sending incomprehensible messages whilst under the influence, seconds before passing out in the gutter. Nuff said.